at thanskgiving my uncle was giving a speech about how homosexuality was wrong because of the bible and under the table i was reading about one of god’s angels choking on a guy’s dick what a time to be alive
this is a super serious show about super serious things
I am pretty sure that, regardless of race, creed, or culture, being a little girl getting your hair done up ranks about 11 on a 10-point scale of Please Momma Don’t.
This photo just makes me happy for some reason.
is it because jared looks like he’s wearing a floor length dress?
1027 notes later and someone finally gets it.
how much fabric would someone need to make a floor-length dress for Jared though
All of it
"you only post selfies for the attention"
everything I do is for attention
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
This fucking video omg
Don’t trust the first few seconds and the thumbnail of a video
This is will never old.
amy pond in the tardis.
i love when mutuals like/reply to my posts it’s like hey u still follow me thank u for that
"as long as it’s not directed at a specific person"
but if Mary does die in s3, imagine John’s blood curdling screams
I was like, but Mary died in episode 1 Season 1 and we already heard John’s scre……. Oh wait this is about Sherlock